23 August 2011

READ IT N U WILL KNOW

 90 THINGS U NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GUY...

1. Guys don't actually like sluts as much as they say they do, even though they have sex with them! (Oh yeah… you're not "popular" if you've slept with loads of guys… you're probably just a HOE)


2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.


3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.


4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.


5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile, it’s usually more important than the body.


6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.


7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.


8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to; if a guy knows a girl likes him but doesn’t like her… he still wants to be the only guy she talks to.


9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.


10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend, unless it’s negative, then it’s cool.


11. Guys get jealous very easily, even if they don’t show it.


12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.


13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!... ugh... nevermind..." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.


14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. If a guy seems cool around girls, just see how he acts in front of the girl he really likes.


15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.


16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.


17. Guys are very open about themselves if you just ask.


18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.


19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.


20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice unless he asks for it.


21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Poking, light pushing, blocking your way and random high 5’s are tell tell signs.


22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.


23. Guys will brag about anything if you don’t tell them not to.


24. Guys use words like buff or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you, if he uses it to describe other girls, he probably just wants to sound sweet in front of you, and therefore likes you.


25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.


26. Guys love it when girls wear their clothes (jacket, hat, etc) especially if it’s a girl they like, they will often let them wear it in unreasonable circumstances…like the pouring rain.


27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.


28. Try to be as straightforward as possible, if you like a guy, just tell him, they’ll usually be flattered. If there is something wrong with your relationship, just tell him, if hes a nice guy he’ll do his best to fix the problem.


29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.


30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.


31. No matter how much guys talk about arses and boobs, personality is key.


32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience, your NEVER going to meet Mr. Darcy.


33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.


34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.


35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.


36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and talk to me."


37. Guys don't really have final decisions.


38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.


39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.


40. When a guy looks at you for longer than 3 seconds, he's definitely thinking something.


41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.


42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.


43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.


44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.


45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.


46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.


47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.


48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.


49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.


50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.


51. Not all guys are dickheads. Just because ONE is doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. Quit assuming.


52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.


53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs.


54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff you're getting into before making out with a guy...like whether it's a one time deal or not...


55. Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to, it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticabley tell them about yours.


56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.


57. When a guy doesn’t touch you flirtily alot, but smiles at you a lot and makes eye contact a lot, its probably because he likes you and feels weird about touching you…but really wants to.


58. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.


59. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it... it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.


60. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.


61. If a guy tells you to dump your boyfriend, he's being a twat, if he tells you that there is the possibility of finding someone else (HIM) if you do dump him, he probably likes you and just wants to see you happy.


62. No matter how much they complain (if they do), guys actually like it when girls lean on them.


63. Guys relate everything to sex... a joke, a slip of the tongue, a giggle, a yawn, a stretch, whatever...its stupid but true.


64. If you add a guy on myspace or Facebook and you don't know him...chances are he'll assume its because you're attracted to him.


65. If a guy acts like a dick sometimes and doesnt trust you, it might be because he has been badly hurt in the past and is afraid to open up again.


66. Just because a guy isn't holding/kissing you, doesnt mean he doesn't want to, you might just need to initiate it.


67. All guys want to make you happy (unless they're pricks), some just don't know how...so help them out.


68. Most guys just naturally prefer a girl with a bit of curve.


69. Guys are just as self conscious and insecure as girls, ;we also fear rejection, the guy who really likes you is the one who will never dare say so.


70. Boys liked to be talked to. A guy will feel more comfortable around a girl if the girl starts talking to them.


71. The way a girl moves her body can easily be much sexier than anything she says or does.


72. Girls: when you slow down with your boyfriend, make sure you give a damn good reason or we feel like its our fault because we can't comprehend that you really just want to slow down.


73. Every guy has a 'neeky' side of him. Whether it be playin games, watching movies, or playing football, but don't make fun of him if you don't like it, unless it's something you both find funny, otherwise just try and learn to like it. Don't try to change him. If he's constantly ignoring you for that thing, tell him, he'll probably try and do it less.


74. Guys will always check out other girls, even if we make it less obvious when we're around you, it does not mean we're considering leaving you for the girl on the bus. It just comes to us without thinking, so don't freak out when a guy looks at another girl. It's just nature, and we know you were oggling at the cute guy that just walked passed. And hey, guys can have female friends just like girls can have male friends, just because he gets a text from a girl does not mean he is cheating on you. But if this does make things awkward, talk about it.


75. NEVER EVER kick a guy in the balls...seriously. Not even in a fight (play or real) or argument, you can't imagine how much that hurts (don't bring up giving birth because you know it's different). The slightest kick can often have an excruciating delayed reaction...so yeah...just don't do it...please.


76. When a guy is talkin to a girl, his gut instinct is to make her laugh. Whether he is good at this or not, he will try. As a result boys can sometimes appear immature or weird when you first meet them, but they're probably just nervous so give them time and get to know them.


77. At some point a guy will try to play fight with you. There are two reasons for this:
a) Guys like to fight and show you how strong they are.
b) It gives them an excuse to touch you.


78. It is very sexy and appealing for a girl to wear a guy's boxers and shirt. That's all. We don't know why that is, but it just is.


79. Guys dont like girls who don't make an effort. If he travels four hours just to see you for three, appreciate it and don't admit you wouldn't do the same, half the time we wouldn't expect you to anyway!


80. Guys have standards for what type of girl they want to have. Every girl is the perfect girl for somebody.


81. Guys don't like it when girls amplify things. It's very annoying.


82. Even the coolest guys, worry a lot about how they come across, they are probably trying very hard to seem so cool. So don't undermine or mock a guy you like or are friends with, he might not burst into tears but it does not do wonders for his self-esteem. And if you do take the piss, make it fairly clear your joking, it will let the guy know you dont dislike him, you have a sense of humour, and its ok for him to have a come back.


83. If a guy is completely, 100% honest with you about things he's not to sure/proud of, be grateful, because it can be pretty rare.


84. Although we do relate many things to sex, not everything is literally sexual, they like just being close to you too.


85. Guys only like sluts when they're single, as soon as their in a relationship, its just annoying.


86. Guys will always be nervous about giving girls presents they like, no matter how close to or comfortabke they are around the girl. Your opinion is just too important to him.


87. Guys are often terrified of a girl they like too much. The way some girls make you feel makes it impossible for you to function, the same reason a lot of guys persue strictly physical relationships.


88. Guys may not know how to handle a relationship, we admit, we're not the greatest nor the smartest at doing things right. But girls are definitely not any better, so please don't argue with us and make it seem like you know how things are supposed to be and your ways are right. It may seem logical, but frankly, it always isn't.


89. Guys love anything you wear. Really. Don't continuously ask them how you look every time you wear something.


90. THE NUMBER ONE RULE: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

22 August 2011

lelaki yg looser..

ade 1 pasangan kekasih yg sangat happy... saling menyayangi antara 1 sama lain(mungkin).... si gadis sanggup buat apa saja utk kekasihnya dek kerana sayang dan cinta yang sangat mendalam.. sepanjang melayari hari2 bersama, tiada apa yg lebih membahagiakan melainkan ada bersama kekasih tercinta... perasaan cinta kian hari kian mekar di dalam hati si gadis. masa dihabiskan memikirkan tentang si jejaka yg jauh di mata. suatu hari, si gadis mendapat panggilan drpd seorg perempuan mengaku kekasih si jejaka tadi.. dengan hati yg luluh si gadis bertanya perihal perempuan tersebut pada si jejaka. tanpa berfikir panjang si jejaka mengaku menjalinkan hubungan cinta dgn perempuan lain... penangan yang cukup hebat utk ditanggung dibahu sigadis. namun tetap bertekad ingin mempertahankan hubungan tersebut memandangkan si jejaka berjanji utk mengubah sikap dan terus setia bersama si gadis. hari berganti hari minggu berganti minggu, hubungan mereka berjalan lancar tanpa gangguan.. seperti yg dijangka, suatu hari melalui laman sesawang, si gadis disapa oleh seorang perempuan bertanya perihal hubungan si gadis dgn si jejaka. perempuan tersebut mengakui kekasih si jejaka. sekali lg hati si gadis dileburkan oleh pengakuan itu.. tak mahu terus serkap jarang, si gadis bertanya kpd si jejaka tentang perempuan tadi.. sekali lg tanpa memikirkan hati si gadis yg benar2 luka, si jejaka mengaku bermain cinta dgn perempuan lain di belakang si gadis. sekali lagi hati si gadis rabak mendengar pengakuan tanpa rasa bersalah tersebut. ketika itu lah baru si gadis sedar bahawa cintanya terlampau dalam pada si jejaka manakala entah ada atau tidak cinta si jejaka padanya... lumrah alam.. apabila seorang gadis mencintai, cintanya akan seteguh langit dan bumi.. namun, dgn saki baki cinta yg berbaki, si gadis teguhkan hati utk terus mempertahankan hubungan yg dibina atas dasar cinta itu.. hanya cinta yang ada dalam fikirannya ketika itu... hari berikutnya sekali lg si gadis mendapat pengakuan yang sama ttapi drpd perempuan yg berlainan.. hati yg sudah koyak dirabakkan dan hati yg sudah rabak di carik-carikkan.. dalam hatinya tiada yg lain melainkan cinta yg pecah menanti belah.. si jejaka tanpa rasa bersalah mengatakan punca semuanya adalah untuk mencari yg terbaik..untuk mencari yg paling tabah diantara semua.. tak ada rasa bersalah di dalam hati si jejaka kerana melukai 4 hati. hati yg sepatutnya dijaga. hati yg menyintai nya. hati yg sanggup buat apa saja deminya.
ini adalah cerita betul dan x direka2..betapa kotornya hati si jejaka tersebut.. kata si jejaka, xkan ada lelaki dlm dunia ni yg setia.. kalau ada, die akan potong jari.. tolong lah walau seorang llaki, setia pada kekasih anda kerana perempuan lah yg akan menjadi bidadari anda di syurga kelak...

18 August 2011

6 long days.......

6 hari lagi aq akan menjejakkan kaki ke atas bas cepat express. duduk di seat no 10..(atas maybe..) dan bas tu akan terus ke melaka, N.9, kl, ipoh, dan seterusnya sampai ke syurga kayangan aq iaitu PULAU PINANG.. tp time2 ni jugak la aq rase mcm 1 hari tu ade beban yg sgt2 berat. mcm kene angkut batu bata nak bina piramid... lama gile 1 hari tu nak habis..... em... xpe la... redha je la.. aq akan terus menanti..ceehhh... huhu. sumpah xsabar nak balik.... org lain sume ttiap ujung minggu puasa balik umah.. aq, bkn takat balik, angan2 nak balik pon xde... jauh sgt.. xberbaloi..tiket RM 108 pergi balik. balik ari jumaat, dtg sini balik ahad.. mmng xberbaloi lansung.. tp bak kata amin omar, kalau aq balik tu investment.. walaupon kos agak tinggi tp nikmat die mmng xboleh dpt kat mana2... emm.. kalau die nak suport xpe la gak an.. balik, puasa ngn family 5 hari then raya!! yey... xsabar nye nak raya... hehe. mcm budak2. -,-'
cakap pasal raya teringat masa dulu.. masa aq kecik2.. best nye raya time tu.. mmng nikmat abis la... seminggu 2 sblm raya, ibu dgn tok buat biskut raya.. aq pon tolong gak... bkn tolong tengok atau tolong kacau k, aq tolong kacaukan doh tu sampai sebati.. kirenye aq ni ade bakat gak la an...hehe.. 1 lg bakat terpendam yg baru jumpe.. :) pastu aq la tolong rasa.. biskut yg xjadi ke atau yg hangus ( xla hangus sgt, hitam sikit je ) tu aq la yg bedal.. boleh katakan kenyang ngn biskut raya la hari tu.. hangus pun hangus lah... aq sebat gak... semangat raya nye pasal sume rasa sdp...pastu sehari sblm raya, buat ketupat..ketupat daun palas.. ya ampun!! sdpnye.. adoi.. dah la puase2 ni.. tbayang lak ketupat ngn kuah kacang ngn kari ayam.. IBU!!!! NAK BALIK!!!! bbalik pd cerita ketupat td.. aq nak tolong ibu, tok ngn k.ngah buat ketupat tu tp apa kan daya, xreti... kang nak buat ketupat jd kuih simpul lak... pastu rebus2 ketupat tu dlm periuk BESAR PUNYE!!!! kat belakang rumah.. hehe.. mmng 100% rasa suasana raya tu.. mlm pulak, lps bukak puase, main mercun.. eyh silap, bunga api.. hehe.. kdg2 ade gak mercun ok!! dgn lagu raya nye... sbnrnya lagu raya tu xde pon. tp di sebabkan suasana n semangat tu kuat mcm tarikan magnet ngn besi, terngiang2 lagu raya kat teling.. lagu suasana hari raya, sesuci lebaran, pulanglah, nazam lebaran,satu hari di hari raya,balik kampung..semua la...mmng best sgt suasana time tu... lps main bunga api, tolong ibu masak rendang ayam, kari ayam, kuah kacang, lodeh, mcm2 la.. ( sbnrnye bkn tolong pon, teman je.. ) sbb kan aq kecik lg.. mane la nak reti msk bnda susah2 mcm tu.. msk air pon x pas lg time tu.. nak masak.. rendang.. hehe.. alamatnye jd sup la rendang aq..

tapi tu sume dulu... mmng dah xdpt la skrg nak rasa suasana mcm tu lg.. masa dah berubah, dunia dah maju, orang dah moden..ibu pon skrg ni sibuk kat butik, tok sakit, wan dah xlarat.. mmng xde la nak buat biskut raya dah... ketupat pon order je.. tp mintak2 la thn ni ibu order lebih sikit sbb thn lps xckup... aq dpt rasa sikit je... mercun pon dah xmain dah.. nanti jiran2 marah. anak nak tido la ape la padahal cucu cicit diorang memekak boleh pon buat pekak.. biskut raya main tunjuk2 je... xde dah nak kacau2 doh, uli2, bakar sume.. mmng tmpat pembakar yg slalu gune bakar biskut raya tu pon aq rase penuh cicak dah sbb mmng dah xgune..ape boleh buat.. dulu masa kecik2 nak raya meriah bdk2 jalan2 keliling kampung.. main mercun sume.. bdk2 skrng ni lg prefer ddk dlm rumah, on9 mukabuku xpon update blog.. -,-' sape yg rase zaman kecik2 aq dulu mmng akan admit yg zaman tu la zaman paling berharga n xakan dpt dilupakan walau sampai mati sekali pon...

ni lah my lovely mommy yg dulu2 rajin buat kuih raya tu,,
sekarang ni rajin tunjuk je la...

ni pulak tok ma kesayangan yg selalu masak sedap2 dulu..
tp sekarang ni tok sakit.. stroke..
tok, akak doakan tok cepat sembuh ye... :)


thats all about my 'raya dulu-dulu'

17 August 2011

FAMILY SAYE..

salam.. hai sume... tak tau nak tulis ape.. ari ni nak cite pasal family aq.. tp xley la cite pasal family kat umah tu... private and confidential.. :) nak cite pasal family kat uitm segamat ni ha.... msti la my taekwondo's family....mcm yg aq ckp sblm ni, aq ni gile taekwondo... walau pon x la hebat mane, tp ade aq kesah? yg aq tau aq suke taekwondo n im loyal to taekwondo.. kitorg da mcm 1 family... dr first time aq masuk, g tournament open UKM, karisma 2010, intect open, sampai la ke bukit jalil.. semuanya fun gile sbb dgn dorg ni hah... sporting gile.. tambah2 lg dpt sir yg sporting n 1 kepale ni... mmng best ah sng cite.. xpna bosan ngn dorg... sntiasa fun memanjang.... nanti msti sedih 'abg'2 ngn 'akak' part 5 nak tinggalkan uitm.... bdk part 1 yg masuk sem ni pon xramai... 2 org je yg stay sampai skrng... hm... nanti agaknye slow balik la taekwondo uitm segamat  ni... aq start taekwondo ni sejak darjah 5... da lame... tp stop pon lame gak time exam besar2 mcm upsr, pmr ngn spm.. naseb baik la kat uitm ni ade taekwondo.. kalau x, tekubur la taekwondo aq ni....ktorg ade blog taekwondo tau..http://uitmsegamatkoryotkd.blogspot.com/ ni ha.....tengok la kalau ade kelapangan...

time ni ktorg kat telok gorek.. pergh!!
tempat ni superb beb!!! xrugi luang mase sikit kat sini... 
best gile..

ni time dinner kat hotel ape nta... lupe la... 
tp yg sedih nye time ni ktorg xdpt mkn... :(

ni time karisma... 
time ni tgh xsabar nak blawan... 



pic ni d ambek kat bukit jalil... time ni ktorg kene training ngn bdk2 international... 
dorg sume hebat2 gile... 
mcm nak mati gak r training ngn dorg... semput....
 

Salam... :)

hai... im food lover... haha.. sorry la sbb banyak sgt gambar makanan... bulan2 puasa pulak tu... haish...  tapi ape salahnye kan... tengok je... bkn makan pon... selain makan, interest sy yg lain is taekwondo.. i stand at KORYO TAEKWONDO CLUB SEGAMAT... here some of my photo...

ni tournament kat intect... time ni sir touching.... terpaksa lah k.fira ddk kat tmpt instructor... credit to k.fira..

ni friendly kat SMKA Segamat... hehe... best...
 kene belasah dgn bdk2 sekolah...

setelah letih kena belasah...
hehe